It’s 2019, everyone hates everything. 

And with that formality out of the way, the O’s have been eliminated from the playoffs.

They took our jerb?!?

Ever check how many versions of the Bible exist? There are never going to be a universal set of morals, so good in theory, but it’ll never happen. 

Noah ‘cuse. 

I’m glad Shazier was brought up, but also, look at what happened to Alex Smith! If Bell plays last year and got hurt, there would be nothing beyond last year’s tag or guaranteed first year values. He would have been immediately cut, whereas he has some future guaranteed dollars beyond this year now.

Also, I think it’s…

Did you ever see Jam Ball? It was basketball on trampolines. I would argue for trampolines over ice, but ice would still be awesome. 

Sounds like they need a good Astrolabe https://gizmodo.com/1833499533

When I was growing up, archaeology was lame and treated as a boring career path. Had someone shown me this article when I was 8, I would have seen the words laser, gunmetal, 3D scanning, and whatever an astrolabe is and been unquestionably in. I’m glad science is cooler now.

*not necessarily in that order. 

While it’s not right for all situations, rule of thirds is pretty universally regarded as being more interesting and dynamic than a centered subject. So that’s an interesting take you’ve got.

Nah, rule of thirds. This ain’t darts.

Except those huge contracts are the reason everyone else has to get dicked over for as long as possible. That’s how the owners make the best ROI. Trout is a major exception.

I said go home! Get back on San Vicente, take it to the 10 then switch over to the 405 north and let it dump you out to Mulholland where you belong!

Do you leave voicemails? Is there any other follow up? How are you phrasing things so it differentiates from a BS call? Curious because I lost a battle over nominal fees from my credit union. They documented contact, but nothing I ever received from them ever indicated anything specific or sounded legitimate enough to…

But maybe it’ll make them more aerodynamic, less drag coefficient and such.

Never underestimate a dirty Sanchez.

So you were a professional comment reader? I’m so, so sorry.

More like Eww.

Law & Order? Ripped from the headlines.