When players can’t cut it anymore or just plain suck, they get replaced. How come umps get a lifetime appointment to these jobs?

At least Blues fans were given a short moment of feeling victorious.

Yes, Kerr is just trying to mess with their planning but also that the Warriors know he’s really hurt and want to make sure some other franchise fucks themselves up by giving him a huge contract and cutting loose some good players to make room for him.

It is very nice of Kerr and Warriors management to pretend that KD is close to recovery and not a physical question mark, long-term. Perhaps he’ll send them a fruit basket after he signs a fat contract with the Clippers.

You could add to that list (Jessica Chastain, Colin Farrell) but everyone on that lists belongs.

A bush league play in the minor leagues?

Communicating with the fans is very important. It’s easy, just use your fingers. —Ian Kinsler

Anything to get out of watching the White Sox.

Okay, Abby Smith, now that you own Kenny DeMoss, what are you going to do with him?

Being born in Alabama and getting handed off to someone other than your real parents is probably a good thing.

There is no such thing as an interesting ref.

I usually don’t feel sorry for rich people but my sympathy goes out to the ones who have court side seats near Drake. They should get some sort of “obstructed view” discount or something. 

The most disturbing part of that is the foam still intact on top of the piss which would indicate kidney problems.

A few years from now when Jordan Patterson brags about striking out Tim Tebow, his listener will respond, “Who’s Tim Tebow?”

Considering how close a softball mound is to the plate, I don’t see why all pitchers aren’t required to wear a mask.

Japan has a tourist problem. Obnoxious visitors are spoiling everything and Americans are not mentioned. This is as close to “winning” as it gets during the trump years.

Nice to see the wife take on the disappointed dad role.

“Fill in the blank” is a helluva drug.

The Mueller report more than paid for itself because the feds took 40 million from Paul Manafort.

Drake makes Spike Lee look good.