spelling abilities about what I expected

They’ve got drones, every phone, and every email ever sent.

OH SURE IT’S FINE WHEN YOU GUYS CALL YOURSELVES THAT, WHAT THE FUCK EVER

“So in three years, when they play again and 60% of the rosters have turned over, there will be hell to pay.”

“Against a team named after settlers expanding west, no less.”

the long, joyless march to 14,000 continues.

MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK

why do you think the 49ers had him in front of Kaep? That bum couldnt even average 6 yards a carry!

stewing on your childhood trrrr-aumaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Damn can that little motherfucker hit

Spanfeller fired all the editors

fuck the Yankees and Cardinals, but double fuck sideways with a cactus Yankee and Cardinal fans

awww he’s only had 27 championships, why not one more? FOH with this

Friendly reminder Woody Johnson is a piece of shit who doesn’t deserve to be rich

Bo knew baseball in addition to football but that doesn’t mean he didn’t strike out all the goddamned time and actually wasn’t that great at baseball

“Where’s my $100 million fucking dollars?” - Trent Dilfer

I support Aikman becoming Designated QB Roaster and may the network never give him and Joe Buck a Patriots, Packers, Saints, Chiefs, Seahawks, Ravens or Texans game ever again. Minimum 2 more Denver games until Flacco is released. Flex in any Detroit, Cleveland, Cincinatti, Tampa, Chicago, or (either) LA game where…

Beats the hell out of roughly 81% of California including everything north of it for hundreds of miles and east of it for thousands of miles.

“Way ahead of you.” - Atlanta Braves organization

Kids love 19th-century pastoral games played in a field where 95% of the time is spent standing still and waiting.