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I'm not sure how I feel about relatively innocuous names like "Panties" and "Rambo" being banned, but I do believe some names should be made illegal. Names that are based on insults, for example. My mom worked with a Jumpstart program and one of the kids was named "Shithead." What kind of terrible parent does that to…

Okay, so I know the NSA is important and all that... but I have breaking news! Justin Bieber's mugshot has allowed me to fulfill a dream of mine. I finally had the perfect picture of him to put in the dragulator!

In a public space, it is a crime to force a child to be naked. In elementary schools, at restaurants or stores, do you see naked children? No. Because it is a crime, especially when the nakedness is forced. It is indecent exposure and because the child was in the care of this teacher and he forced her to be naked as…

I like to pretend that most artists aren't pretentious self-important sexist shitheads, but you're probably right about this one :)

I'm not sure I agree with your interpretation, but I'd love to discuss it :) I would say that original works by Jones were meant to "provoke and scandalize." They are exaggerating the sexualized nature of women in society, and are also playing with the interseting comparison of women with furniture. I believe these…

Umm, I have to disagree. Yes, six-year-old girls do sometimes run around without tops, in private spaces, when it is there choice to do so. However, the fact that this teacher took this girl's shirt off as a form of forced punishment is completely unacceptable.

That is absolutely horrifying. How does a man who was given a job as a kindergarten teacher lose it to this extent? How has this man's psychological well-being not been monitored? What could have possibly triggered him to think that this would be an acceptable thing to do to a child?

I love how inclusive this commercial is and I totally agree that I can't wait until this is commonplace.

These are great suggestions! :)

Oh, I understand :) My issue is that the Bachelor isn't quite bad enough to be funny. It's only bad enough to be sad. It always comes back to these sad, often dumb, women competing for a man who probably isn't even worth their notice.

No, children don't watch the Bachelor. Only people with the mental capacity of children watch the Bachelor. "bad-um ching*

This reminds me of Drunk History. Instead of a rambling drunk person, the storyteller is a rambling child. Instead of famous actors, KITTENS!