Former Laguna Beach star Kristin Cavallari’s debut book Balancing in Heels comes out today. Don’t buy it.

Four hundred and fifteen days ago, Kristin Cavallari—you know, Kristin Cavallari—began writing a book called Balancing on Heels. That book, now titled Balancing in Heels, comes out tomorrow.

Michelle Fields, a reporter who was allegedly manhandled by Donald Trump’s campaign manager Corey Lewandowski last week, resigned from Breitbart Sunday night, along with editor-at-large Ben Shapiro. Breitbart has cravenly questioned Fields’ story over the last week, even though photos, videos, and an eyewitness…

A reader sends in this fabulous photo from Book Revue in Huntington, New York, where Kristin Cavallari is scheduled to sign copies of her debut book Balancing in Heels this week:

In 2007, while her high school nemesis Lauren Conrad starred on the wildly popular MTV Laguna Beach spinoff The Hills, Kristin Cavallari debuted a new reality show of her own. It was a nine-episode web series called RealityLASIK, which documented Kristin’s experience getting LASIK eye surgery.

This is all really happening.

I’m not lying.

Future published author Kristin Cavallari got her start on the mid-aughts MTV reality programs Laguna Beach and The Hills. She has attempted TV projects twice since then, first with the disastrous Get This Party Started, and later with The Fabulist.

Newly elected Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is currently visiting President Barack Obama at the White House. Below please find a gallery of photos from the leaders’ joint statement on climate change this morning. As The New York Times notes, this is the first time a Canadian leader has visited Washington in…

Today we break from our regularly scheduled programming to check in on Lauren “Lo” Bosworth, the perennial sidekick from Laguna Beach and The Hills. She never achieved the same level of celebrity as Kristin Cavallari or Lauren Conrad or even Audrina Patridge, but lo, she’s still here. And doing ads for Crisco!

Mitt Romney is really doing this, I guess. And it’s all for nothing. Sad!

Exactly one week—one week!—from today, Kristin Cavallari’s debut book Balancing in Heels hits shelves. Should you buy it for a baby?

“Everybody’s blowing off work to play golf,” The New York Post reports. Disgraceful. Golf is sooo dumb no offense.

At 7:54 p.m. yesterday, National Review reported that the odious Ted Cruz was set to receive endorsements from four of his Senate colleagues this week. An hour later, the magazine corrected the entire report, calling it “erroneous.”

On September 28, 2004, Kristin Cavallari appeared in the premiere episode of MTV’s Laguna Beach (“A Black & White Affair”). So began her transition from “popular high school student” into “person who gets paid to promote things.” What was the first dumb product our nascent reality TV star promoted?

Is the woman pictured above Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s mother? Heh, no. That’s Kim Cattrall, the Canadian actress best known for her role on Sex and the City and best known in my heart for doing this. In a feature on the prime minister last night, however, CBS’ 60 Minutes misidentified her as Margaret…

As we noted yesterday, Kristin Cavallari recently attempted to count down from 10 and failed. On Wednesday, she began a 10-day countdown on Instagram in order to give away signed copies of her forthcoming book Balancing in Heels. “Doing 10 days of signed giveaways for #BalancingInHeels!” she wrote. “Like this picture…

Former Laguna Beach star Kristin Cavallari began a 10-day countdown on Instagram this week. On Wednesday, she posted a photo of herself surrounded by copies of her forthcoming book Balancing in Heels with the caption, “Doing 10 days of signed giveaways for #BalancingInHeels ! Like this picture to enter to win a signed…

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My personal angel Amanda Seyfried has a new boyfriend, the 39-year-old Newsroom actor Thomas Sadoski. Relevant paparazzi pics are here, and the correct theory about when they started dating is here. In light of this news, here is an updated ranking of Amanda Seyfried’s boyfriends.