I want him to be edited out of gov’t.

Seriously. Single pane windows? Stick frame, stucco, European knock off? You can do better for 5 mil and change. This woman has consistently terrible taste.

That house is a trashy, tacky monstrosity. Holy fucking shitballs that thing is ugly and needs to die in a fire.

I saw a guy in a jumpsuit and he had two robot puppet things with him... they talked through the whole movie.

I hope they charge her not only with attempted 1st degree murder but also pursue it as a hate crime. It is monstrous to run anyone over with your vehicle let alone target someone because of their race.

That sucks. As someone who lost someone very close, your uncle was doing the right thing. Taking about the deceased should be encouraged, not acting like they didn't exist at all. I'm really sorry for your loss.

“A few ex-husbands ago...”

The worst thing that ever happened to me was on Christmas. Oh, God. It was so horrible. It was Christmas Eve. I was 9 years old. Me and Mom were, were decorating the tree, waiting for Dad to come home from work. Couple hours went by, Dad wasn’t home. So Mom called the office. No answer. Christmas Day came and…

I reread this several times to figure out what I missed before I realized this post contains zero self awareness. I hope you no longer burden your in-laws with your presence at holiday functions!

I think we can declare the sister-in-law the winner of this Pissing Contest

Wait, your father married a Jewish woman (it is through the matrilineal line that Jewishness is determined, no?) and he is anti-Semitic? What did your mother have to say about all of this?

Your mom fainted? You harangued a nursing mother, in her OWN HOME, who was hosting you for dinner?

Probably the time my prim and uptight sister in law began to regale me with a long and detailed list of all the things my husband does for me(he is wonderful) only to wind her monologue up with an accusatory “ and what do you do for him? She turned a rather amazing shade of puce when I responded deadpan that I swallow.…

Yeah, this isn’t the story you had in your head...

The inlaws were right

You should have left the table if it bothered you. Also, it was HER fucking table. #teaminlaws

Right before I read your comment I literally whipped out both boobs from my nursing tank to let them breathe before breastfeeding. Tits, they’re what’s for inner.

My parents divorced when I was 6 and by the time my siblings and I were in our teens, our visits with him had become fairly infrequent. So we were all excited when our grandmother invited him over for the holidays.

I found out that my mother was fine about my 13yo niece getting raped as long as she had the baby.

he now apparently doesn’t even have to register as a sex offender.