I share an office with a stone cold bitch this year. It’s bewildering. She is just really, really not nice.

I want to take this opportunity to plug the new DuckTales, which I had assumed I would enjoy but be mostly watching for nostalgia’s sake, but it turns out that I genuinely love it for its own sake. 5:39 to 6:09 of this week’s episode is a simple joke but made me laugh like a loon.

Their next natural step is QVC. The Property Brothers do it too. Maybe in three years, Chip can be the first one cut from Dancing with the Stars.

What???? You just don’t know how to handle your fixer upper. All you have to do is knock down every wall that doesn’t enclose a bedroom or bathroom, reroute all your home’s ducting, wiring, and plumbing, refinish the entire exterior, spend $20k on landscaping, shiplap, shiplap, shiplap, and you’re done. Easy peasy.

Spending more time with the family. Isn’t that the excuse people give when there’s an impending scandal?

I can never understand why people get pissed off when someone does a good thing just because they feel like some other specific good thing should be done instead.

I mean 4% more blood juice is pretty swell, even if the means are...different? So yea, kinda weird but why not, need blood. Jigsaw might make you dig a key out of your best friends bladder with a rusty egg beater but he’s not homophobic so he’s got that going for him at least.

His “humor” always comes off as very fake to me, like every punchline is just a way of him saying “See: I’m NOT Danny Tanner!”.

You are infinitely more kind than I would have been. As the worst kind of former Catholic, I don’t respond well to people pushing their religious expectations on me.

It’s definitely not just cigarette smoke. Maybe for Ashley (though even with her I doubt it) but not for MK. The beauty editor.ca does a year by year breakdown for MK, and just from the pictures it’s easy to pinpoint the year that she started getting work done. Cigarette smoking does not dramatically change the…

Fun (?) Fact: Kirk/Candace Cameron’s mother and her sisters were the only people in the park where I got married to my now-ex (not counting the two of us and the Justice of the Peace). She’s an amateur photographer, and they insisted on photographing the whole thing, holding us together in a prayer circle, yelling and…

She was totally odd on the season with Dancing With the Stars she was on. Where she had a melt down because she was convinced that dancing the rumba with her partner was tantamount to cheating on her husband.

I’m gonna keep calling it dumb.

“Have you read Harry Potter? I’m a big fan. Have you seen my fashion line? They inspired it.

Every time I see a pic of Mary Kate, I wonder if she specifically asked her plastic surgeon to make her look more age appropriate for her older paramours. That is not the face of a 31 year old.

Well, he showed them. They didn’t want him and now he won’t come. People will be so sad?

I couldn’t tell is it was the angle or not from the first picture, but the CNN screen grab certainly shows it is the suit itself. Maybe she figures if she starts to look fat, Donald will set her free?

Oh no, even Melania’s stylist has turned on the family.

““[Y]ou’ve been very busy,” he reportedly said.”