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Weird how they find almost all women unattractive. Maybe they ... are not actually attracted to women.

I have to admit, I’d be thrilled to read excerpts of his “reasons” that he broke off relationships or that relationships failed to develop. They would be 100% wrong. A late-30s woman banging the coffeeshop dude in her basement is assuredly not looking to make him her boyfriend.

It’s almost as if they’re trying to confuse people on porpoise.

It bothers me that every November, my vote counts for the same as someone who thinks a burned steak doesn’t count against being vegetarian. That just feels wrong.

Sometimes I type something out that I know will be controversial and as I type out the last period, I reflect and realize there is no point to it, then erase and cancel the post.

Clearly from the epilogue, she did learn her lesson so...you’re an idiot?

Yes.

Yes. Reading comprehension isn’t your strength, eh?

Good thing you (probably) weren’t alive to comment on the civil rights movement.

Rules, precious rules! They must always be obeyed! Do they make sense? It does not matter, they are the rules! And if you violate them, there must be consequences! Consequences, yes! Because the most important thing in the whole world is the rules!

good god, there is always one of you assholes here isn't there?

Yes.

People who use ‘but it’s the law’ as a defense make excellent fascists because they’ve lost the ability to distinguish law from justice.

I like that you knew exactly what the result of her arrest would be on her thought process, that said arrest would be a real opportunity for personal growth, that it totally disregards the results of spending time in jail and the effects of a criminal record, and that it lumps all illegal activity together as one

Yes, you should go fuck yourself.

I am made unreasonably happy about the shake story. Though I don’t personally work there, there’s a small, local ice cream shop down the road I get coffee at (weird, I know, but it’s cheap and pretty good) and there are just so many entitled kids there whose parents don’t do anything about. TThe worst one of these

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again — “dipping” is a bad and dumb way to say “scooping,” no matter where you’re from.

Brent Hofacker, man. That guy is the Jordan of stock food photography.

Sex appeal for a woman, it’s safe to understate, is notably fraught. It’s a power you learn to long for yet simultaneously loathe. It is paradoxical at every turn: You can crave the adoration of men while being made deeply uncomfortable by it when it happens. You can long to be considered beautiful while wishing to

I had a table once whisper loudly to their children, "if you don't go to college, you'll end up waiting tables like her..." while I was prebussing their table.