BEST THING ALL WEEK!!!!!

I really hate it when I see my boss cry. It's happened a few times, and each time I wanted to quit.

oh shut up.

Cynical much?

Well done. This was hardly even presentable. Jesus what passes as perfection these days...

Yeah, rare breed these old timers.

Hey, you're not alone. I just got laid off yesterday. It's a fucked up place, this world. But we carry on, don't we?

Why the hell would anyone want to see everyone they know die? It's conceivable that she outlived her kids and grand kids. What the hell's that good for? I wanna die at 90. That's fair. But ask me again when I'm 89, I may have changed my mind.

Puppy anything cures my anything.

Ha! What a joke! You decide whether or not you will steal. No one forced you to be a fucking theif.

Ha! What a joke! You decide whether or not you will steal. No one forced you to be a fucking theif.

NOTHING better than this game! I'm so glad you yanks are coming along finally.

Did you kill your husband?

"A fashion designer" .

I say kill the fucking giraffe. Hell, kill the lions too.

This is Lolita Bonita. Our rescue mutt.

Go sell occupation sugar water Scarlett.

Sense of humor doesn't always translate well here, you're right. I better get back to Gawker.

No jokes about Korean BBQ? Thank god.

I really hate this kind of guy. He's like, 90% of my family's men.