I hate to be evil, but I'd really enjoy beating the life out of this asshole.

What a fool. Some people like their dignity

Thank you for that.

Jesus. So much money for such ugly clothes. I guess if your visionary designer is a over hyped, no longer talented rapper cum business mogul, you get tired ass designs.

Why do I want to eat all their faces?

Wait, why do you think being slapped and choked is sexy and fun? I know it's a thing, but why? And do I really want to be taking advantage of that? Hell, why am I getting off wanting to slap and choke in the first place? Why is this normal?

Oh cum on!

By all means, bore us with a bad story, but at least try to write it well.

Quality writing has never been too important here.

I get mine thru clean ethical channels.

She was definitely using.

She sure took great care of that street. Too bad she dumped her product on every other street.

Welp, fuck them then.

Amazeoveries was the dumbest thing I've read all day.

I used to be a wedding photographer so I've heard my fair share of priest/preacher's musings on marriage-health and how God intended it all to be. This stuff sure sounds familiar.

This hit piece brought to you by Dannon Yogurt.

Only people of color (what's the difference between people of color and colored people, anyways?) know what feminism is?

Yeah like cocaine and chain smoking is so nice on their skin.

What the fuck was that anyways? Since when is being gay a joke?
"Hahaha, faggot!!! Oh he's a fag!!! He likes it up his ass... Hahahah'
Man, fuck all of those dudes. Except Ansari, of course. Bravo to him. But the rest, fuck you and your homophobia and ill be a fucking massive hypocrite the day I watch any of your…

Fucking horror. Pure and simple horror. Poor baby. That school principal better have his or her ass handed back to them. Fuck this