YAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. I've been seeing ads for this on Hulu and sincerely cannot wait to read the Jezebel recap.

From another Nevadan, thanks for speaking up! I have actually had a tour of the brothel closest to my city, and all the women I met were nice and looked healthy, the place was inviting and well-kept, and they have a great restaurant. The manager (a woman!) also explained some of the standards they have, like the…

I can't stop watching the LICK one. Thank you for this treasure.

Ugh. I saw this earlier today. The mental gymnastics.

Also, men moving furniture in front of women is usually like, “Ha-ha! Look how masculine and strong we are!”

Dude, cigs and booze? That's awesome.

This is fascinating! Thank you for this article. 👍

Or tongue. I usually change my mind from burrito to torta lengua by the time I get to my #2 burrito place. And I live two minutes away.

Dude, seriously. Chipotle is nonsense. I’ve tried it twice at two different locations. Dry and flavorless. Taco Bell is definitely a guilty pleasure, but perfect burritos can be found at two local places within fifteen minutes of me. I’ll drive twenty minutes more roundtrip to get a badass burrito than go to Chipotle,…

I've dislocated my shoulder several times and gotten morphine or an equivalent immediately so my shoulder could be put back in. But just for shoulder pain? Questionable.

I have straight-up put a band-aid across my lip to avoid touching or seeing a cold sore. Haha

I always take lysine as soon as a cold sore starts up, along with Super Lysine Plus lip balm. It tastes sort of medicinal but it really helps.

Same. Baby Lips has been my go-to for a while now, and I live in the high desert. I also like Burt’s Bees ultra conditioning. It seems like anything else makes my lips peel or needs to be constantly reapplied.

Ditto! I got a couple as gifts. The flavors are gross and just make my lips feel weird. I finally threw them out last week.

I’m confused. Is trying to keep up on shit and choosing Carrie as bae enough to mean I’m woke? Cuz all my other answers suggest I’m asleep.

Thank you for this, Jia.

“That Candace is actually the least uncoordinated with the barest trace of swag”

THANK YOU. I hate the weird feminist diatribe against Disney princesses (and Barbie) that so often pops up.

I think that's how I figured out Santa wasn't real—the handwriting. I don't know about you, but maybe I should have gone into forensics.

As a neighboring Nevadan, I second that! And goddamn, do we have all the snow coming down at this very moment.