There you have it: the first instructional video for the Trump Youth.

It’s even better when you’ve just come out of general anesthesia. Yes, I did this four weeks ago. I also watched the Sword in the Stone that afternoon.

Dude. I ADORE your braids and your purse!

I'm so sorry to hear that. I had an ectopic pregnancy myself several years ago. I wish I could hug you! Take care of yourself and be well! It gets better.

It’s okay. My liberal mom and other grandmother love it too. It was the first place I thought of to look for fake plants and coasters. World Market may actually be a uniting force. I'm sorry for conflating it with Fox News and Steinmart.

I recently discovered Old Navy’s men’s sweats for lounging. The softest, most comfortable shit ever. I’m recovering from shoulder surgery and got a gigantic hoodie to ensconce myself. Since everything was on “more sale” at the “outlet”, I sprung for a pair of sweats too. Best $17 I've ever spent.

Steinmart is literally my grandma’s most favoritest store. She also enjoys World Market and Fox News.

I can dig me some baby octopus, but fried and not moving, please. :/

Carly Fiorina: Turkey Whisperer, coming soon to Animal Planet.

Sadly, this is probably the closest he's ever even to factual historical statement.

I have a friend who works for the Girl Scouts and used to be a troop leader. Knowing her experiences, I wouldn’t be surprised if this particular troop had trouble with parent participation and/or input. My friend did the best she could with activities she and the girls came up with on their own or together, but she…

Yes. My brother is 13, and I really don't know how my mom keeps it together.

This dude needs to be fired for endangering public health. If that's a thing.

This is also extremely common with schools, not just jobs. In 8-10 grades, I would catch everything and it would last twice as long as it did for anyone else; I was also highly susceptible to migraines. Despite seeing doctors, my mom being involved, and going to school whenever I was physically capable, I was highly…

You are my spirit animal.

I’ve been desiring one of these for several months now but my unemployed self can’t justify the credit charge. Your words “love a ton” and “hold up” may have altered my perspective. Thanks!

My first thought associated Athena with the “help I’ve fallen and can’t get up” devices and the unfortunately hilarious commercials. :/

Raise your hand if you're poor enough to have never heard of Starwood before.

But, but... JESUS. Divine intervention, obvi.

I 110% believe Carson if this is, in fact, his Bob.