So glad that the book is coming. Now I don’t need to run out and get toilet paper.

Now, now. They can’t have us silly, emotional womens taking about something so serious. We might actually feel some sympathy for someone or agree that maybe it isn’t a baby from the moment you turn off the Tonight Show.

How do you think they would react if someone told them that they make such a cute couple?

Are they made from REAL fetus feet?

Tell me about it - those new 3D sonograms are the makers of nightmares.

Or a charity dedicated to covering up hookers.

The tide is crimson right? Is there a secondary mascot that’s an elephant? Or do you just drink so much tailgating that you see pink elephants? Just curious.

All I know is that if there was a nearby fountain I do my beset to discover if those things float.

That was my thought. During his second term I always insisted that he either didn’t know or didn’t care what was going on and had switched into his actor mode and was acting like he thought a President should. Since the announcement of his Alzheimer’s I’ve often wondered if he was already showing early signs.

Well they aren’t always fond of education the female of the species so possibly not.

I was wondering about the color - all the girls are in pink despite there being a black option. Maybe you only wear that after you get married? Like the way Amish girls can wear blue and purple when young, but switch to black as adults?

Based on that I think you’d have to call it a flipper print, yes?

I am keeping that for future use. Until now I’ve compared early embryo pics to the nasty grubs that I dig up in the lawn but yours everyone has seen (well, the normal version anyway).

The thing that gets me is when they tell you it has fingernails or fingerprints. Am I supposed to get it a manicure? Or perhaps I should have the fetus help me knock over a jewelry store before its fingerprints come in?

So Gop Girls want a coke addicted, vintage suit wearing, guy with Alzheimer’s?

Damn! There goes my plan to market specially designed elephant head butt plugs (you can guess where that trunk goes) to the GOP.

If the name isn’t horrifying enough, who the hell decided that leather sandals that look like a clown vomited on them should cost $2,300??

I realize that the very accurate “ugly little fuckers” probably wouldn’t market well, but if they are based upon Roman slaves sandals why not “Roman sandal?”

Those things should have stopped in the designers clearly disturbed brain.

Should I be annoyed about the low fat and the crop top or pleased that “girl cheese” isn’t wearing pink and gets to surf instead of cheer on the beach?