Please tell me you work for Stephen King. Tell him to release Under the Dome to Netflix to make in a proper way!

Oh, excellent. I'll be doing this now.

My Grandma gave me a short rabbit coat in the 80s and god I wish I still had it.

Yeah, I’ve had the same phone number since 2002 but someone in the city named [redacted] gave my number out so guess who gets a bunch of trash calls.

THANK YOU for this excellent recap. 100% agree.

I honestly don’t know how they scrapped the Fusion. There’s always like 20 of them parked around the local courthouse.

“I’m done with the fossils still trying to waive us off to the kids table in our 40's.”

GenX solidarity!

“People who drive sedans these days are probably less concerned with impressing people than those that drive the more fashionable SUVs, trucks and crossovers.”

Vaginal steaming is fake news. Don't do this.

Eh. He's been gone for over 10 years and Vice doesn't appear to support his views so I'm fine with Vice. 

Ashley Bell.

Are the comments still off over there?

LOL. What a loser. He was head of Deadspin for like 3 days.

I am definitely avoiding Deadspin and haven’t clicked since Friday and I used to visit multiple times a day (all day, lol).

Great question. “We just connect riders with drivers!” 

I will always remember Ja Rule for being the soundtrack to my 2001 spring break trip.

G/O posted this earlier today and then took it down and said they're "reevaluating" based on "feedback."

I also know why my 1-7 team sucks, but.. I really hope GQ or some other place where Drew writes will pay him to do that series next summer. I’m also curious as who owns WYTS and whether Drew would have that ability.