I really want someone to have the balls to name a horse "Future Alpo." Horse racing is awful.
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It's gotta be difficult to do that dance when you've got this creepaholic leering at you from behind the camera.
I like her. And I feel like she is more like the supermodels of the 90's than most models today.
I dunno, when I've gone through breakups and other misery/depression-inducing life events, having a job or some other project to occupy my time has been a huge help and welcome distraction. The worst experiences I had getting over breakups or grief took place when I was 1) living on the other side of the planet and…
In the US, we have "paid leave," too. Yeah, it's what you get if you're a cop and shoot a person of color, a kid, or a disabled person.
Yeah, the first time I saw the James Hewitt conspiracy theory, I was totally on board with it . . . until I saw the pictures of a young Prince Charles, and then I realized he looked like him too. Apparently Diana had a type, and that type was . . . men who looked like her future son.
You forgot Angel Barta's "Every celebrity is controlled by Marc Jacobs who was my lover and has stolen my ideas" conspiracy. But I'm sure she'll pop up and remind you.
Prince Harry does look like Prince Phillip.
Good thing they're outside of the reproductive age range... the baby would probably come out clenching its chest.
Am I the only one for whom this isn't a problem? Not that men haven't "arrived early", but I don't think it's a big deal? I actually sort of see it as a compliment...
Does he speak for the bush?
*Fifty years later:
Please go do a belly dive onto concrete and readdress your conclusion.
Look, birds have to nudge their young out of the nest, right? This is pretty much just like that, except I've never had the urge to swing a lead pipe into a bird's nuts as hard as fucking possible.
This guy seems nice...I'm sure he had his "bad days" though:
Being a dad is all about creating emotional distance!!
IMO, going from Clooney to Slattery is definitely an UPGRADE. Rowr.
The selfie was perfected in 1935 by M.C. Escher. Everything since has been crap.
Whoa, I had no idea that even existed. How do you find one?