And weirdly…turn me on to Prince Philip?

And weirdly…turn me on to Prince Philip?
I'm Canadian and lived in the UK. I would definitely pay what they do for their BBC (which is quite a whole lot) if the CBC could be even a fraction of what the BBC is currently.
Man, the CBC is sooooo fuuuuuuuuuucked :(
Terry Richardson and Dov Charney nightmares.
Yes, i'm like this too. I wasn't overweight, though definitely out of shape so it was incentive to get me to go to the gym. I wasn't in the frame of mind to even go sleep with anyone I just liked running/lifting weights with 'i'll show you, asshole' repeating in my head. 2 years later, i'm long over all that but that…
I almost put a syringe through my hand once, the idea that it was so close to happening still freaks me out. I was a dishwasher at a (nice, rich, thus druggy) restaurant/bar and was emptying the women's washroom's sanitary napkin disposal.
I was once waiting at the streetcar stop in Toronto with a friend and looked over and there was a homeless guy leaning with his face on the streetcar stop awning glass,staring at me. I looked at the ground near him and thought, 'Hey it's not raining why is it wet....'
That's some Elvira shit right there! ( I used to think her haircut was super gross myself, but she did have nice boobs :)
When I was younger I did nude photography (art stuff, stupid glamour stuff etc) and I once made $300 for a middle aged dude who made some side money pretending to be a college girl in need. He would put out ads as a girl and correspond via written letter and P.O Box with mystery men. Dudes would often send 'her'…
There's a difference between general Canadian content and CANCON i think. Sam Roberts, Tragically Hip? CANCON. NFB Films? Just Canadian content. CANCON is terrible, NFB doesn't belong in the same category. No one's explained it to me, but it's like porn, you just know it when you see it.
Never actually thought of this before - where does all the stuff they get presented/given to go? I'm sure for every precious ming vase they receive is 2000 other skateboards. I'm Canadian, I wonder if they just have like a pile of beaver pelts given as gifts, going dusty somewhere.
I had one mouse in my apt recently, i like mice but my roommate didn't so i laid out a trap. It got the mouse who got it's arm caught in it, where it bled out and then died, stuck to coagulated blood on the cupboard, on it's back, limbs splayed out.
I had (operative word: 'had') a friend who would do this at restaurants - once he asked the waitress to basically read the menu out for him. *looking at closed menu on the table 'Do you have any fish? What kinds? No that doesn't sound good, do you have ribs?'
I can do this!
Oh yeah, it's a long burn! I unthinkingly rubbed my eyes after cutting jalapeños once. I couldn't open my eyes for 45 minutes, was stumbling around my kitchen grabbing for the milk to pour on my face. The sensation does not go away quickly from stick mucus membranes.
Was platonic (happily) with a friend for years before both of us decided to try to have sex - we were single for a long time so decided to give it a shot.
That woman's asshack is showing.
My dad has been a church organist since he was 16 (he's now 76). When i was a kid all i wanted was for him to play hockey arena organ music all the time on the electric organ at home (we're Canadian).
Shut up, Donnie.
Redman is the BEST cribs ever, hands down. It's pretty much a normal middle class house with lots of porn and a lot of stuff everywhere.