The labored – call it agonizing – sentence structure employed in the aforesaid comment was submitted merely for the enjoyment – and, perhaps, though not entirely, for the confusion – of the commentariat herein and can be found, at the present moment in time, such as it were, here alone, unless and, though one hopes…

Pray tell, are your thoughts and digressions, which I can only assume follow similar lines to the one above, available somewhere on the information superhighway (which, though well-known as a haven for overwrought, I’ll-informed screeds, I still find myself perusing on a frequent basis) on a “weblog” or other sort of…

FAIL! I could follow your writing.

To pen an authentic and intellectual cinema review – the kind worthy of publication in America’s snootiest airport magazine – one must remember to include countless, such as it were, asides and clauses, seemingly without a purpose other than rendering one’s prose an inarticulate gruel of half thoughts, all while…

Hey! Speech pathologist here. I have a good deal of experience working with people with disordered voices. Just wanted to point out some differences among vocal injuries/lesions that can occur. Vocal nodes and polyps typically result from vocal trauma, e.g. overuse/misuse. Vocal cysts, however, arise spontaenously and…

won't let it hatch? Chicken.