this is a good a time as any to remind everyone that there exists on the internet a five minute video of baez tagging people out.

I got a story about KanJam that isn’t nearly as cool as what’s in this video, so big ups to the frisbee dad and all that. I just don’t know when there will be another time to tell another disc-based sports story.

why was this blog not titled The Cumin Condition

where my fellow mathletes at let’s enter into a social suicide pact

The Deadcast logo haunts me.

Admittedly, I cannot parse this with Irving’s purported envy of Lillard/Wall or his resentment of James, but the only reason that makes sense for this trade request is that he knows or has reason to believe that Lebron is really leaving after next season.

So instead of remembering to turn off my various appliances I just have to remember to take photos of them. This is a great idea that I will almost certainly forget to do.

And Gary, Timothy, Graham; wherever you are out there...FUCK YOU TOO!

figures that Merkin would try to delicately obscure something this gross.

My wife is in the third year of her residency, and in that time I have had to become a conservative but still capable chef. Prior to that, I was 100 percent disgusting microwave man. And while this whole article is spot-on, one point rang especially true, and that is that parsley fucking owns. I curse the empty…

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I too acknowledge all the grotesque things about golf, both the game and the institution. but this shit right here:

Antoine Carr rocked some tinted goggles, but he was lame as hell.

more than a little pedantic on my part, but the series isn’t over. they’ll play again in about 20 minutes.

They’ll never go this route, but I have always been a big fan of the “Rey was grown in a lab using genetic material from Luke’s hand” theory.

I got into an extremely stupid colloquy with a friend over this regarding what constitutes a ‘Little League home run.’

Is Matt Harvey’s resemblance to Daulerio ever discussed among the staff?

My favorite strand of ESPN criticism is the one where Twitter mouthbreathers claim that they cut the cord on ESPN because they got too liberal, as though you can unsubscribe from one channel specifically. If only!

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