Even without seeing the film, it feels safe to declare that Lifetime's controversial biopic on the life of fallen star Aaliyah Dana Haughton, Aaliyah: The Princess of R&B, will be abysmal.

Last night's Grey Anatomy saw Callie and Arizona airing their many, many, many grievances in couple's therapy, where their cup o' marital problems finally runneth all the way over.

Last night's How To Get Away With Murder was dedicated to the loser in you. Methinks the outpouring of losses, disses, and betrayals was a bit of karma for the gang's acts of terribleness, both revealed and unrevealed.

Borrowing yet again from the eternal spring of celebrity fuckshit news, last night's Law & Order: Special Victim's Unit explored the inevitably tormented world of bescandled former child stars and the predatory job-dangling Hollywood execs who abuse them.

This week, Annalise Keating is tasked with defending a flippant billionaire accused of stabbing his second wife to death in their home. Max St. Vincent, Sir Creepy McCreepington, is inconvenienced by this whole murder trial business and enlists Annalise to make this annoying charge go away.

Like Lieutenant Dan, ABC's Black-ish found some legs to stand on last night.

While last night's series premiere of the sleek and sexy legal thriller How To Get Away With Murder as part of the Shonda Rhimes Thursday triple-header gave the network its highest-rated Thursday night in five years, with 14 million viewers at the 10 pm hour alone, the true cause for celebration is much simpler:

As Avirex jackets and sweat pants replace tube tops and skort sets, we welcome the arrival of another barrage of good, terrible, and Tyler Perry television to love, hate and live-tweet each night. From ill-advised sassy Black makeover shows to cancelation-hungry cooking competitions, you'll have plenty of…