The fireman wasn't even looking. No f#cks given. He is watching out for terrorism or industrial accidents.

Way to make female soldiers look bad.

Beret Flash should be directly over the left eye.

The dying guy is like, "quit taking my flags you jerk".

How many American flags do you need on your uniform? The military adviser is full of shit.

They didn't even invite Hodor, assholes. Poor guy can never catch a break.

There's a shorter explaination done by COD Black Ops 2. 

You tell them Chris.

EA already used up the rights for the Queens of the Stone Age version. Bad Company 2 trailer

Fly him home safely or he'll punch you in the face.

Who the hell is Sam?

FDA put a stop to it, something about importing dairy with Royal Milk Tea. Even though Milk Coffees are still sold.

FDA put a stop to it, something about importing dairy with Royal Milk Tea. Even though Milk Coffees are still sold.

I want a Jakobs hoodie with a regal quote like "Reliability and Strength"

There's a parody anime about a power ranger that's a jerk with anger issues.

The Maya were on Western Time Zones, it's still the 20th in certain areas.

This sums it up.

How to deal with a hot weapon? Right here.

The White House may confuse the Master Chief with John Spartan.

"fluctuating male hormones" did you just really write off Colin Powell not being a capable male no matter what race he is?

At least there's no Rape and Pillage tourism package.