Alex Cranz
alexcranz
Senior Reviews Editor. Trained her dog to do fist bumps. Once wrote for Lifetime. Tips encouraged via Secure Drop, Proton Mail, or DM for Signal.
9/16/19
5:33 PM
3

Although it’s just a few simple little games in this case, it’s important to keep in mind as part of the bigger picture we’re being perniciously corralled into a hardware locked Apple-approved-only media diet.

9/6/19
11:19 AM
47

I firmly believe Siri should respond with a photo of Harriet Tubman in a PussyHat when you ask her if she’s a feminist.

9/5/19
12:14 AM
171

Can you imagine trying to catch the bouquet with those tiny arms? No wonder they died out

9/4/19
10:52 PM
69

Because if people think they have a chance of getting future books early it’ll further erode indie sales.  

8/29/19
3:50 PM
6

It’s not a fine, it’s a class action lawsuit to make some lawyers richer. And if you think $12 million is pocket change to AMD, take a look at their numbers.

8/28/19
6:30 PM
115

One of the most traumatic things I have ever experienced/frequently re-experience is walking into Costco, into a seething wall of enormous TVs with motion interpolation turned on. I end up destroying 3 or 4 TVs every single time. I currently owe Costco $350,000. But I’m slowly working off my debt as a member of the

8/26/19
8:52 PM
34

Wait are you saying Carol Danvers and Maria Rambeau weren’t a couple? Because I constantly got a couple vibe from every scene they were in together. Not that there’s anything wrong with that...

8/26/19
12:16 PM
86

 Seems wildly impractical and would result in accidental amputations and decapitations.

8/14/19
6:55 PM
33

My favorite theory is that Henry Golding’s character is not only the ghost of a person who was the organ donor for her heart transplant, but he’s also the son of Michelle Yeoh’s character, who opened a year round Christmas decoration store to get over her grief.

8/7/19
12:25 PM
7

(Science Editor Rose Pastore, for the record, wants all of you to know she is the chillest cucumber in the office with an impressive reading of 99/67.)

7/31/19
1:02 AM
10

There’s a lot that appeals to me (that Hilary vs. Betty in the kitchen fight for one), but I’m not one for gore so I’m gonna have to give it a pass and stick with previous iterations of Richard Connell’s now nearly a century old story, such as:

7/20/19
10:59 PM
78

Love and Thunder is a good title, but if they included Beta Ray Bill and Thunderstrike in the film, that means they could have officially called it Thor Four: Four Thors, dammit.

7/20/19
10:57 PM
28

We popping the biggest bottles when Jane/Thor happens in Thor 4.

7/20/19
4:34 PM
20

“In episode three, we have a pretty serious Batman villain show up thinking, ‘I’m going to f—ing kill Batman,’”