Nope. My goddess wears sneakers.
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I’m willing to hold off on judging her until I hear her side of the story bizarrely retold by Sean Penn.
girl cant even tie up a whole store-full of employees at gunpoint and steal millions of dollars in jewelry without wearing a mask without being sexualized like whats a girl gotta do to avoid sexual harassment in the workplace smh
choosing this career path involves the cultivation of a chitinous exoskeleton, involuntary or not
They are handsome but boring on such a pervasive level that sex with either of them would be like when you swim in a really beautiful resort pool but you’re constipated or something so it’s just like eh.
“the woman card, an all-powerful card worth 78.3% of a regular card”
Awesome turn of phrase.
(awful that it’s true. :()
yep , i write texts in full sentences
Lower that age to over 30. I’ve tried very hard to conform to text-speak and just can’t do it.
Okay so I know you were talking about, you know, ‘THE NORMAL’ healthy humans BUTTTTTT...
farts would be far more accurate.
Farts are, by comparison, pleasant and reasonable things to repeatedly unleash on national television.
would it be bad to have sex with him just to have an abortion to spite him? i mean i know that’s a legitimately terrible thing to do, but this is paul ryan.
I’m pretty miffed about Rona fucking Ambrose and her lame attack. All they did was allocate some of their housekeeping funds to nannies instead of whatever Harper was doing with that share (polishing his Lego head?). It’s a non-story borne of desperation. And the NDP attacks and says he’s not spending enough? Buddy…
Why does she have to be so bitchy? He was only trying to help. If she doesn’t think her husband is smart, why did she marry him? And why did she have to show off how smart she is in her reply? She must be super insecure, to have to use all those complicated concepts I don’t understand. Women are so emotional... /s
I wish to be this lady’s friend. She kicks ass and will not brook nonsense, but also knows how to party hard.
“It’s interesting to see how people react under stress. It’s not what you’d expect people do.”
France needs lax gun laws like here in America. Because nothing bad will ever happen with a gun “control” regime riddled with loopholes.
Remember that time a Texas gun nuts group tried to reenact the Charlie Hebdo attack using paintball guns to show how a good guy with a gun would’ve stopped it...and they all failed? No?
You know what? I think he actually was. From the minute this guy threw his hat into the ring I never thought he had the slightest interest in being president, he just wanted some attention to sell some books and get his name out there again. And I honestly think he never intended for it to go this far, and now he’s…