The F-22 is described as a dogfighter by a Gizmodo blogger who doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about.

To say that the Russian police 'just operate different' is pretty much the understatement of the century.

Lancia. Top Gear was all over this a few years ago, but they've turned out some of the greatest and worst cars over the years. Too bad they're mostly re-badged Chryslers these days.

It comes in 6-cylinder diesel

Can't bring up sloths without bringing up hottie, Kristin Bell, at the same time.

Kia. If they want to get into the luxury game they can't have a logo this boring and cheaply designed.

Don't get out and start walking. That's how you end up like this.

I am so fucking jealous.

I'll take the blue key, thank you:

Or are you actually hiding a 2CV?

Darn.

Here he is on his second attempt after the crash!

Stay classy, drunk Wisconsonites!

Your Thema is too a real Lancia?

Brazil and Canada: America's 51st and 52nd states.

It's why we recoil at Kanye West's rants, like when West, one of the greatest musical minds of our generation, had the audacity to publicly declare himself a genius (was this up for debate?)

Do I have to go to third base on my passenger to use the shifter? If not, I don't want it.

Wrong, wrong, wrong.

It's not an assault rifle, but it is ugly.