Wow, I had forgotten how bad that CGI was

“Commence the Malibu-ing.”

My ‘02.5 Jetta turbo was plagued with the failing coil packs ($25/each vs $100/each) and the windows falling into the doors (plastic clips vs metal), both cases where the bean counters got in and redesigned a part to be cheaper, only to see it fail in massive numbers. . I often call it the “most predictably unreliable…

Who said anything about your car, or cars in general. Thanks for your pointless outrage.

I’ll give them quickest sedan. They need to dial back the hyperboles a bit before I literally throw myself off a cliff.

Every car I’ve ever owned has had reverse where it belongs: between P and N. You can keep your Flintstones cars.

FRONT!!! anyone that chooses back is a freak!

I’m not an engineer. But if dual-clutch is better than single-clutch, then triple-clutch has to be betterer than anything which clutches less.

so?

Because this could have helped those in the program with reintegrating after prison, allowing them to say they were in the defense industry, showing trustworthiness.

I have a VERY simple solution, problem is most truckers now days are not smart enough to do it.

Easiest way to achieve that is longer trucks. It still amazes me that only a few states allow triple trailer combinations, when they move more cargo for the same amount of fuel, and actually have a lower accident rate than single or double trailer trucks.

Sweet mother of God, this is some good shit right here.

The more I learn about our activities in the cold war, the more it seems we might have been the bad guys. We seem to do a lot of things that seem to be associated with imperialistic bad guys from an old Flash Gordon comic strip. I mean do not get me wrong, the USSR were total bastards to their own citizens, but we…

You sir, have just won the internet. Fucking all of it. I can’t give the amount of stars that you deserve, so please take this coupon instead.

I love the IDEA of the zipper merge. I’ve rarely seen it successfully executed. Usually it involves a bunch of assholes (asshole A) using the closing lane to get to the front with another bunch of assholes (asshole B) blocking their position in line which causes the open lane to slow down significantly to where if you…

You realize all you’re doing is making traffic even worse right? Like you understand that?

You’re awful.

What about the total passive-aggressive cockface that uses his car to block the collapsing lane dead in its tracks?

I would hazard a guess and say the bugginess of that car has little to do with the mileage and much to do with it being an '02 Sunfire.