Tracy Morgan’s truck joke was pretty funny, if a little morbid.
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Not a fan of Ben Affleck or the magnificent phoenix on his back, but that TMZ report on his sobriety setback feels shitty.
I ask, “how could anyone date Stephen Miller?” Then I remember hearing about serial killers getting love letters.
Bbubba baaath
Yes, it would have been nice if he had realized this before he wrote his book, however the book was a reflection of part of that culture and someone would have written something similar.
SO HAPPY they got the nom’s they did. That show is so fucking awesome. For those Jezzie’s who have not partaken, get thee to Netflix NOW.
I found out last year that I’ve been overtaxed for 7 years due to the size of my property being incorrectly inflated by the appraisal district. But there’s nothing I can do to recoup my overpayment because of the two year limitation they set. So it only makes sense that my overpayment and his underpayment essentially c…
Flying back from a vacation at Disneyland. Plane hits significant turbulence. I throw my arms into the air like its a roller-coaster, leaning from side-to-side with the turbulence.
Did her mother frequent any diners, drive-ins and/or dives last year?
Beto couldn’t beat Ted Cruz a person hated by his own party. Beto would get CRUSHED by Coryn. Texas isn’t happening this cycle its a waste of money like it was a waste of money last cycle.
“Can Beto bounce back”. No and here is why.
Can we do the Drake meme with:
You mean, you know what is going through this guy.
I stepped on a lego the other day with my bare foot, so I know what this guy is going through.
“To the death?”
HOW THE FUCK IS THAT NOT TRAVELING!!!!!!!!!!!
Considering Michelle Williams was named after a member of Destiny’s Child it seems like she ought to follow their careers more closely
Gaetz is a garbage human and I’m disgusted he represents my congressional district. His narrow-sighted views on gun control, coupled with the rest of the GOB club in NW Florida are what will continue killing our children.
I used to think she was Tomi Lahren visiting from a couple of weeks in the future.
You are not wrong. But how about we get closer to the “root” of the problem? Men: don’t send pictures of your dick to anyone. I was going to suggest a more draconian approach (one to which I find it very easy to adhere) - just don’t take pictures of your dick - but calling for a total ban on salami-selfies seemed like…