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Two fun subway man-spreading stories:

Doctors pull this nonsense too sometimes. One doctor (not my OB/GYN), who only deigned to spend about 2 minutes in the exam room with me, made sure to use that time to tell me to “pop one out before you turn 35". I had never discussed fertility or any desire to have children with him, I was just 34 and existing in his

That meatloaf recipe sounds amazing- I’m going to have to try it. I also like making turkey meatloaf with shredded apples, chopped onion, and sage- it’s sooo juicy and savory.

I think the “butter” is olive oil. If there’s bread elsewhere on the cheese plate, the olive oil would make sense for dipping.

... and he was caught by the catcher? Too perfect!

But... but those are the best flavors!

Ahh, why did we not do this?? I’m so jealous right now. Good thinking.

I’m sorry that happened to you, and maybe even a bit more sorry that you didn’t throw up all over his cab (I’m sure you would have liked to).

Ok, I lost it at “Dr. Wilford Brimley”. I had a doctor once who was similarly CONVINCED that I was insulin resistant, despite my complete lack of symptoms, supporting labwork, or family history. I mean, I had one slightly off lab result that *could* have been a secondary symptom of insulin resistance, but it could

Yeah, you'd think...

If it makes you feel any better, my partner is also bad about the cleaning, but over time it has gotten better. The fact that your partner does say he wants to do better is a good sign (as long as he does show improvement). Here's what's worked for us: to give you some background, I've always been an independent

I did this totally backwards. After the wedding, I started a new fitness routine, cut and dyed my hair, and went out and bought a bunch of new outfits. People were teasing me that I was already shopping around for an upgrade. Really, it was just because I finally had time to do those things. Seriously, who has time

Thank you for saying this. I don't have kids yet but want to, and have been thinking a lot lately about how I'm going to balance kids with an extremely demanding job. I was recently told by my mentors at work that they feel I have the skill set to take my career as far as I want to, and it almost made me feel worse,

I would love to ask the non-skinny latte person what they think the "skinny" part means. Just, like, magically fewer calories? A special micro-sieve in the plastic lid that somehow catches all the calories?

I think his "super powers" are either his fantasies, or his hallucinations. In the scene where he's flying all over the city, when he finally lands and walks into a building a cab driver gets out of his cab and runs after him shouting "Hey, you forgot to pay!" It was a nice, funny little touch that I almost missed.

I... I kind of love this cat. If you took the whininess of one of my cats, and the climbiness of the other, and spring-loaded the resulting Franken-cat, this is pretty much what you'd get.

I do know one rare exception to this rule. I go to a ridiculously intense, crazy-person spin class, and my favorite instructor often high-fives people at the end of the class and his hands are consistently COLD. How is that even possible? Even my hypothyroid-cold hands are warm after an hour of intense cardio, and

Oh, man. I just had a super-stressful, craptastic evening but now it is all over and this video made me feel approximately 1,000,000% better. Because they are SO ADORABLE AND LOOK AT THEIR LITTLE NOSES.

Today we heard screaming coming from an apartment on our floor, and called the cops, and I've been totally rattled by it all day. Our building is usually pretty quiet, aside from the occasional party or kids shouting or whatever. We heard a woman screaming, and to me she sounded scared. What freaked me out is that she

Whenever I can't find a cat, I just shake a bag of treats, and they magically appear. Never fails!