Wow, that ALMOST makes sense.....

“I’d love to know how far he could get before something fails catastrophically.”

In Soviet Russia, ass half you!

I’m always interested in alternatives to the typical wood & metal trims that adorn modern luxury cars. Bentley’s stone veneer option was a neat idea but the application ended up looking a little underwhelming.

I lost my best manservant due to a similar oversight in an expedition to the Mariana Trench.  It’s best not to dwell on the past, however.

Plebes. I’m getting my whole house done in space rock:

The FBI declined to investigate something that would implicate rich white men?!? No. Way.

Not every union is bad— for example, my uncle’s old railroad union helped protect him through retirement as after UP bought SP, they tried to get any of the “old” guys fired for ridiculous reasons as they were making some good money with some awesome benefits. Without that union (and their lawyers), they would have…

This here:

I want one of these just so I can replace all those bulbs with LEDs.

As the cheeto has proven, you must suck before you blow (air)

Yeah but these mouths are constantly sucking in cool air instead of constantly blowing out hot air. 

I’ll beat Tang sales are down too.

And orange paint.

Maybe that is a benefit of our President.  People are getting sick of big mouths.

Gotta disagree with you, the vertical third brake light is wicked. Also the new nose and cutline of the hood definitely looks reminiscent of a slant nose, which I also love.

If cocaine was a car...

I think his new albums aren't bad necessarily, but the dividing line in quality happened when he stopped writing songs about the world and started writing songs about himself.

“Long Hard Road Out Of Hell" is a pretty good song. I still dig Antichrist Superstar-era Manson.