"That was supposed to be a nuclear egg. You have brought shame on the Kim name and are a lowly dog deserving only of a bayonet."

There. Fixed it for you

The Serbian version of midnight basketball - Keep Kids From Joining Death Squads - has been a great success.

+1 Wide, and to the right.

The game is in Seattle. Do I also get a hug?

That chart is comparing apples and thick-necked oranges.

Meh, you can barely knotice it

They would have never fooled Andrea Bocelli's heightened sense of smell with that shit

Still a +1/2 carafe good joke, though

Very well said. The NFL's bungling of this and the video is exponentially increasing the self-righteousness factor here. The dude's an asshole, for sure, but people are clamoring for his head, and not, say, Greg Hardy's, who's a convicted abuser and still on the field.

Oh, fuck off! What makes you so sure you would react "appropriately" in a situation like that? I saw once a lady drop her baby once and freeze. Not a word, not a move except for sitting on her knees completely shocked. you would probably call her a bad mother, but I wouldn't. People react differently to difficult…

the ol' boys network

Didn't Deadspin take MLB to task when it obtained Biogenesis evidence for, allegedly, interfering with an ongoing investigation? Now that NFL didn't obtain evidence when it could conceivably have been illegal, Deadspin is once again complaining. It's as if they're doing it just for the sake of bitching about…

I took the receipt out of his hand and I couldn't believe that anyone could be so callous.

Chris Kluwe: Troller Of Child Abuse Victims, Friend To Deadspin

I would say that violating the sanctity of a source's anonymity, albeit for noble moral reasons, would defeat the purpose of the most basic rule of journalistic integrity - impartiality. Though, somehow, in the same day, I have seen Deadspin offer complete anonymity for tips AND call wholeheartedly for giving up your…

I may be wrong here, but it seems you are advocating that reporters "drop the bomb and fuck those sources."

So, basically reporters reported that NFL had seen the video based on what other reporters reported? And they're mad at NFL for this?!

If his role in Brazil's embarrassment at the World Cup is any indication, the UFC might regret welcoming Thiago Silva back so quickly.

When you add it all up like this, you can really tell how much fucking Drew inspires. Too bad it's only the virtual reality kind