I have never seen a roach in real life.

This article needed WAY MORE pictures to be worth reading!

They had me at Karl Urban. I’d watch a DOOM sequel if they put him in it.

According to (emphasis mine):

Don’t forget the now “justified” chip on their shoulder about how AOC “got them fired”. Which you know is going to be taken out on every woman, woman of color, person of color, and any one else who isn’t a white, male, no-neck Redhat.

I used to go on GTA4 and play the radio in the pause menu while I did chores around the house.

Shipping Veronica and Piz is like shipping Buffy and Riley. 

He has one, he’s using it to power his canoe.

“That is, if he can find time between his other projects like motorizing a canoe with an old weedwhacker.”

They sorta already did:

I would say she’s not blonde or male enough for Fox.

Ali Wong and Iliza Shlesinger are pretty damn funny; both had specials last year.

Bill and Gustaf are fairly famous as well.

I cannot read the fine print of the signboard, but, as today, June 7th, is National Doughnut day, it is possible that was a advertisement for a future free doughnut, not a jump-the-counter-and-help-yourself-right-now free doughnut.

The Mrs. Loomis reveal at the end of Scream 2 was one of the first times I was truly upset by a movie plot twist.

McClane. But your point remains the same.

Sounds like a small town.