Alanis King
alanisnking
Staff writer, Jalopnik
1/18/20
9:56 AM
6

I would jump onto the “Eat shit” bandwagon, but from everyone’s accounting of her food habits, shit is pretty much all that Alanis actually consumes. I hope Business Insider has a bottomless breadsticks budget.

1/18/20
5:13 AM
3

Well crap... the 24 will not be the same if you are not keeping the midnight watch too!

1/17/20
9:46 PM
3

Congrats on the new job, but you will be missed here.  Always nice to be able to read articles from a woman, since there seem to be few of us out there into cars, and we need more representation.  Will be watching for you over on BI. 

1/17/20
5:34 PM
58

Alanis saved my life more than anyone will ever know, providing much needed backup for Jalopnik’s racing coverage when I really, really needed it. Trying to keep an eye on all the racing series all the time was exhausting as the only person here who was paying close attention to it, and being able to trade off weekend Read more

1/17/20
5:14 PM
2

Howdy fellow Texas folk. I didn’t know she was until she wrote that article about Texas World Speedway in College Station, where I am proud to call home.

1/17/20
5:06 PM
7

Quick question: if you are ever appointed Queen of anything, your name could be Queen Alanis King. Now imagine this was a place where your subjects faced harsh punishment for minor infractions.  It would be kind of funny to see them struggle with the whole “Queen-King” thing. “Your highness Queen...uh...Queen Alanis, Read more

1/17/20
4:44 PM
8

Alanis is leaving? Damn shame, I love her articles and takes (minus her food ones). An incredible talent that will sorely be missed. Read more