Alanis King
alanisnking
Staff writer, Jalopnik
1/18/20
8:43 PM
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I almost said “If Joey could afford it,” but then I’d have to get into daddy issues, etc., and I.... my editors would die. 

1/18/20
8:40 PM
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Really thrilled that the YGOTAS jokes made it here, thank you 

1/17/20
1:06 PM
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For the record, let me state: four-speed NASCAR manuals for life