I liked that she showed some restraint.

Amen and Goddamn.

I love the black kid, he's always bullshitting! But he's also kind of a goody goody in some ways. I used to go to school with kids like that.

I liked seeing the set of Jack's office.

You're part of the problem though.

The leak must be all over the place. I saw this already three days ago from a different site not even mentioned in the article or comments.

@avclub-9c75bab0f5d964591655e73e7c22c540:disqus Hmm.

It's the lady version of, "Rub one out."

The old people voices? Yeah, so on point. And the HSN barker stuff was great too.

The old people voices were too good.

I had to look up, "Buzz one out."

That song was too good. She still has an amazing singing voice.

And anyway, a Hollywood production wouldn't be brave enough to keep the character name Nigger Jim.

Didn't Disney already do this?

The character's name was Nigger Jim.

That one guy looks a lot like Matt Damon.

Dude, they fucking botched the marketing big time. Inception and Source Code gave us a good idea of what to expect. John Carter told us NOTHING.

Excerpt:

I didn't know anything about it being on Mars until I wiki'd it. And it last week that I bothered to even investigate.

This.