Sure it sucks, but how big of a superfan are you really if your team has only been your team for 2-3 years?

There an "Arians waving flags" joke in there somewhere. No? Ok, nevermind.

I can't imagine living in a world where it's false

I hate that Bud Light commercial with Jimmy Johnson. The "unsuspecting guy" isn't even in a bar. It's a 10'x10' room with people wearing solid colored polos or NFL shirts.

Plus one of the announcers from Most Extreme Elimination Challenge has a great (somewhat delayed) death scene.

The singer wore the same Raiders shirt every time I saw them (3) from 2003-2004

He should have been ready to fall if he was at a Rise Against show.

Also, Chicago residents need not respond, because what they call pizza is not in fact pizza.

The whole "getting it" thing is more of what people say to me if I tell them I listened to a few songs but they do nothing for me. Total preference thing, but yeah I've been told that they are great and I "don't get it" so I've been pretty soured on the band and haven't had much interest to check back in.

you certainly made some points there

They're a band I have "to get" so I never made it through more than 2 songs. And there are a few other bands from NYC doing good things that can restore your faith, just depends what you're into

She'll never land a job at GQ if she keeps ending article titles in a preposition.

Houston, we have liftoff

Well I guess as a Raiders fan I can take solace in the fact that none of the team's players will be tearing their ACL this season.

Wasn't this a Fresh Prince episode?

Eric!?

"Aww, poor babies" - Raiders fan

He coulda been on 30 other teams as well.