Most, not all. Bob Costas came to fuck.

“He got nailed to a cross. The doctors will take a look at it.”

Gawker is against this one? How cute!

If the hackers had contacted Gawker Media, would you guys have published it? I mean, freedom of the press and being newsworthy and all? Just asking for a friend...

I know! I can’t believe Gawker didn’t get their hands on it first!

If Darren Rovell’s Tweet were a turd, it would be the dumbest shit ever.

Ted Cruz is exactly the kind of person whose entire knowledge of basketball would have been gained from reading the rulebook.

Blackmail. It’s always blackmail with Gawker Media.

Obviously, all dongs have a little curve to them

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

Who?

Yeah, but that’s in Canada Dollars, so I mean, that’s what, barely $25,000? Fuckin’ Canadia.

White privilege

~psst~ iRacing’s been doing literally this exact same thing, word-for-word, since 2008...

Did you ask your partner before you left this comment

Super unprofessional...

I’m very pro choice, way to be a complete and utter moron.

You don’t coast to a win after extra time.

The kid’s tommy john surgery has been scheduled for next Tuesday.