So you're saying "man fixes his car with one weird trick! dealerships hate him"?

Meh. Probably for the best anyway. I have zero interest in going to titty bars now.

Can't believe Wafer went for the dick punch. He usually goes for the Necco.

One night in 1998 I was at a strip club in Houston called Gigis Cabaret (Anna Nicole started there). I was having a drink when a waitress came up and, seeing the motorcycle helmet on the chair, asked if my bike was outside. I said yes and she said someone had "knocked it over". I ran out just in time to see the…

Reporter: Hey LeBron, can you tell us a little more about the work you had to do to prepare for your role with Trainwreck?

Oh this is why!!!! Please add a disclaimer first

Because my voice deserves to be heard as well. So yes, #notallchristians with ZERO shame. I'll #notallchristians all day erry day.

I thought the Bible says that we only have to worry about worshipping Cavs.

What the fuck does Al Sharpton know?"

The lattes cost less than those I enjoy at Starbucks. But they are worthy.

Congratulations, white people! We did it again!

What? I mean, like... what? How can you have this opinion? REVEAL YOUR TRUE IDENTITY, AND YOUR RDX TRIM LEVEL!

like a true champ. Apex all the things!!!!

"A music minister who works with NASCAR, Richard Sniffen, was called by Driscoll on the night of the attack."

No shit

When I saw Penelope and racing in the same sentence my mind immediately went to Wacky Races. Was I the only one?

the song about refusing service is about him. Him being too Jewish to be a Texan but too texan to be Jewish. It's actually mocking bigotry.

You have a dedicated track car, and don't do your own oil changes?

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I grew up in Montana on the Rocky Mountain front. I laugh at you all. I laugh and laugh and laugh.