Ok, the twins thing makes no sense.

“...in addition to being Bobby, I am probably “a Bobby”—just a regular ol’ Bobby...”

I feel bad for Chase Utley, it was ugly to see old white men turn on one of their own.

We really don’t. It might be random. Apparently they found no history of any racially motivated crimes or connections when they checked up on this dude.

Pacific NW oysters are still pretty delicious too... so far no massive hot-tub tides coming in to Alaska or California or Washington.

Northern cold water oysters not only wont kill you, but they taste a lot better.

*laughs in pacific northwest*

“I don’t understand this well and will say so freely, but I’m going to riff on it anyways to make you scared like I am.”

Oysters serve as delivery systems for delicious cocktail sauce and mignonette so, worth it I guess?

500 days of Papa John.

Trigg Adams, Sanders’ grandson

The funny thing is that for a lot of people (including me) the snap of the casing is the whole point. It’s what distinguishes a superb sausage from a merely acceptable one.

I, too, love hotdogs. I’ve also heard “that’s what they do with the parts no one wants.” I say, then good for me for eating them. If a pig gave it’s life to feed people, then we really should eat every last bit!

You sound Canadian. Or maybe you’re a bear. Or both.

Pretty sure the pasteurized, acidic, shelf-stable product is not the culprit when it comes to food poisoning most of the time.

Marc-André Fleury is also guaranteeing that the Golden Knights will not be visiting the White House either.

I’m getting Whitney Port vibes.

I see this as a case of “Clark Kent’s glasses”. People have no trouble believing in a fictional world where an inhuman alien who by pure chance looks like a midwestern white guy with tremendous superpowers, but complain because they think it’s impossible that no one in that world wouldn’t recognize CK is Superman just…

I’m 6'4", 240. Either

I’m not a fan of Stephen Curry but to say he’s never had one one moment of adversity in his life is not true.