Peanut butter is just ground peanuts with some oil added. What is so bad about it compared to normal peanuts? O.o

I would’ve like...thrown the cake into her face. Like, actually straight at it.

Re: those dudes who shut the lid, I love cake like my own nonexistent children and I will slay the person who fucks up my wedding cake.

Thank you for knowing about that short story. :P

It’s a very legit question. Sure, you can ejaculate with the physical penis there, but is the penis just as sensitive as average dicks are? Is it reasonably able to hold an erection, or is there a lot of stop and go? Is it of reasonable size and capability for his partner? Basically...well, how is the sex when you…

And sadly, if a hot guy notices us, we’re supposed to be appalled. :(

I really disagree that cats are purely selfish. But it’s not like I can understand cat motivations really I guess. We really can’t, much.

Agreed! I’m a cat person, but damn if this dog isn’t an astounding animal. :)

“you useless cunts” makes my life.

That is like psycho stalker serial killer shit right there. It is so good you ran the fuck out of that.

HEAR HEAR.

I...I don’t know how he’s alive now. Because if I were there, I’d have been sorely tempted to smash a beer bottle and go for the throat.

Wait, so basically I sleep wrong for everything? There is no position that recommends sleeping on your stomach.

Sooooo. If you can’t make a public example of people, how the hell are you supposed to have society police itself?

Michelle looks tranqed as hell.

I would fuck shit up if someone did that in front of me. That is just...just *no.*

Oh my gosh are you going to reply to EVERY SINGLE COMMENT with how everyone is wrong and they should all know how bullshit this is from the very start? I thought we had a lot of folks arguing for your side but it’s really just you.

Guys, I’m an electrical engineer, and I certainly didn’t see this as “snake oil bullshit” when I first saw it. Why the fuck *can’t* we develop materials that can handle pressure and still let solar panels work on the road? Or on a bike/pedestrian path? Why are people so HA HA TOLD YOU SO about this? It’s like you…

I know right?! The first thing I thought was ALL THAT WHIPPED CREAM WASTED, YOU MONSTER!

Yes, and vaginas look like goopy tubes covered in sagging flaps of skin. :P