I like you, Mark, and I will miss you.

Probably.

The problem with George Lucas is that he has interesting ideas but he’s never been a good enough writer or director to be given complete control over anything. Lucas is that guy who needs to have ideas and then someone else needs to shape those ideas into something that works. Instead, he had free reign to do whatever…

Right? I’d feel pretty terrible for the guy and the fact that this will all probably kill him in the next year if he hadn’t decided to spend the past 40 years raping, trying to rape, or thinking about raping pretty much every woman he met.

We only have so many pandas left. If we keep using them all for these puzzles, we’re not going to be able to find any pandas anywhere.

Had I a heart, this is the part where it would melt because that little guy is just too adorable.

This is a thing that I need to do as soon as possible.

This is one of those, “I didn’t know that this was something that I needed to know but now that I know it, I don’t know how I survived this long without knowing it,” sort of moments.

Calling any of those “competition” is being generous. GOG is trying, but ultimately they don’t cater to the same mainstream audience. Origin is...yeah. That’s a thing. That happened. Amazon is competition much like Green Man Gaming is, in the sense that sure, I can spend my money there is instead but for 95% of the…

I love Valve, but, they have the worst customer service I’ve ever encountered. Their communication skills are beyond abysmal. I don’t even really understand why people, myself included, continue to just overlook these things. At best, we shrug and say, “That’s just Valve,” and move on, ensuring that they never…

Aw. I found this little guy hiding behind a trash can at a bar about 6.5 years ago, when he was about 4 weeks old. He was a mess and I couldn’t leave him, I brought him home, got him to a vet to get taken care of, then introduced the other two to the newest member of the family.

He didn’t actually mind the sweater too much. The dragon costume, however, didn’t even last long enough for a picture. :(

This is one of my dogs, Remus. Sirius and Hagrid weren’t interested in getting in on the fun. Remus is still plotting my death.

The problem is that Valve has communication issues. Valve has always had communication issues. I honestly don’t believe Valve will ever stop having communication issues.

There are a few things that Valve does incredibly well. So well, in fact, that we generally accept and overlook that the level of communication…

Except...not really?

It’s not playing into any stereotype to assume that a vast majority of adult gay men have had sex at least one time in the past year either in or out of a committed relationship. Suggesting that someone has had sex at least one time in the past 12 months is not in any way implying promiscuity,…

If you take a heaping pile of horseshit and remove 1/16th of the horseshit, you’re still left with a pile of horseshit.

This rule is horseshit. This change is horseshit. This is not progress, it’s horseshit masquerading as progress.

The horseshit is, in fact, horseshit.

It’s okay though because they are really, really sorry.

I’m going to whine here where it’s all buried and hidden away. Holidays bum me the hell out. I’m not really close to my family and haven’t been invited to family functions since my dad died a few years ago. I don’t really have many friends around here, so it’s this weird time of the year where I just feel alone and…

I can’t blame people for wanting there to be something more. You start to expect these things when that’s the way it always is. Even more so since Valve basically decided to turn Steam itself into a giant game.

This is why more lunches than I care to admit are some combination of plain Greek yogurt, blueberries strawberries and/or bananas, peanut flour, cocoa powder, and almonds or walnuts.

Lazy 5ever.

Sorry, I refuse to watch anything featuring either of the Cameron monstrosities. It’s in my contract. You can’t make me.