You’ve gone too far this time.

Some lines just shouldn’t be crossed.

I can almost always get behind a good AT&T bashing, but this is definitely one of those times where I can’t even feign a tiny bit of outrage. That’s not bad at all, especially by AT&T standards.

I don’t know what I’m going to do without these posts from Mark to look forward to. I think I might just quit the internet.

Jackée Harry is a national treasure. Someone out there probably disagrees, but they are wrong.

Article about excellent bald heads with no Stone Cold? I can’t even.

You fucking leave Alton out of this.

Ohio is the Florida of the Midwest. ‘Tis a silly place.

Hot gorilla ain’t nothin’ to sneeze at...mostly because it might startle him and is a startled gorilla really a risk that you want to take?

How not to watch: Live in a place that’s going to get hammered by severe thunderstorms all night and into the morning. Sigh.

Not with that attitude.

Yawn. You’re one of those people. Got it.

You haven’t heard good arguments from both sides because there is no good argument for “dropping the T.” There never has been and there never will be.

Who the fuck invited Rob Liefeld?

Azealia Banks is incredibly talented and should have been unbelievably successful. Instead, she chose to be Azealia Banks.

You, random person reading this comment. You are the most beautiful.

I’ve watched the Toy Story movies too many times to enjoy this. :(

I really do die inside a little when I remember that the Foo Fighters went pretty hard on supporting this bullshit.

Chris Jericho is the only person in history to make that work.

I have never felt more uncomfortable watching a video.

“The marathon reached out to us to say we should swing by the media center afterward,” Reinhart said. “And I figured it was either something really cool or it was an arrest warrant.”