Except it doesn’t look unnaturally good now tho.

I’d like to think you’ve learned a lesson here, as your dumb post has generated lots of helpful constructive criticism.

LOL who am I kidding I’m sure we’ve been written off as old folks who aren’t hip to your jibe, bro.

Not be boring?

Oh shit...are we still pretending like this movie didn’t suck hot ass? If so, ‘till when?

This will never be released. But you knew before you posted this right?

No. It’s just another fucking kid’s movie. Don’t pretend otherwise.

Truly, the Most Important Story of the year.

LOL you just outed yourself as an obese slob you fat fuck you.

“OH MY GOD THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING” - No one

lol so many words for “this thing sucks”. C’mon man.

You don’t have to watch it, tho.

“I can’t believe Nixon won. I don’t know anyone who voted for him.”

Cool. Now let’s talk about all the good movies only white people could have made?

No takers?

LOL no one gives a fuck, Chachi. Wake the fuck up.

“People in the greys”

Draw a straight line from that to Trump getting elected, asshole. Entitled fucking prick.

I did. It’s over.

Sorry, but, cheating’s a deal breaker. How about showing some fucking restraint?

Jesus the bar for false outrage has gotten REALLY FUCKING LOW, guys.

As a jew, I believe mayonnaise is disgusting and should be pulled from shelves.

As a jew, I also feel the same way about chicken schmaltz.

Remember when Oasis pretended that the US gave anything but zero fucks about them?