Malone: Give me your best shot, Kobe

That's because you're an asshole. And not just an asshole, but also a complete moron without even the most limited logical reasoning skills.

To have a real choice, it must an informed choice. Tony Dorsett played in the 70's and 80's. He didn't agree to die for your entertainment.

This is first guy to turn down sechs.

Jimmy's own worst enemy is Jimmy.

Well that's what happens when you trade away Nate Robinson. The only guy who could actually drive the damn thing.

Me too, but I don't think that's legal anymore.

Not sure what you are taking about when you said the "same scientific rigor of going to medical school" but DOs take the exact same classes as med students, complete the same residencies, and can sit for the same exams (biochem, neuro, pathology, etc, etc). In fact, very soon their boards will be merged into the exact…

In the U.S. at least, MDs and DOs have virtually identical education and clinical training. His board certification is independent of his degree, as was his residency, which means his clinical expertise is the equivalent of the minimum expected of any MD cardiologist.

Defense: "And that object could have been anything. It could've been an iPad. It could've been an iPhone. It could've been a remote. Anything."

Accomplice: Ok Aaron, in and out, no evidence. We hit the target, and leave.

You'd think someone this upset about the OK City bombing would focus on players endorsing Vans.

All Day I Dream About Salvation

Holy shit, did you see that guy's fucking name? Who names their kid Chaperone?

I honestly never considered that possibility.

They know little of the real world and its gravity.

It was Brett Favre. Brett Favre fucked the footballs, and they lost air. With his tiny penis.

Lee Harvey Balls-hauled

It turns out that surveillance video captured an individual inserting a tiny pin-shaped cylinder, no more than 0.75" in length and 0.02" in diameter into the footballs, resulting in the loss of air. No surprise, then, that the person of interest is Brett Favre.

Bet they put a bounty on that third wife.