“Stay off crack for a vague, indeterminate amount of time” is also very practical advice on a number of levels - many of which overlap with yours.

not sure if the telestrator action is yours, if so nice work

I’ve soured (mostly just fatigue more than anything) on GoT over the years a bit (still watch!) so I think I’m less trigger happy with these things than I might have been 4 years ago.

I assume the “eater” in this photo is catching something.

I explicitly mentioned the last 4-5 seasons (not exactly sure when) because I remember it being a popular but normally covered show for 3+ seasons then everyone caught on around 4 or 5 and it blew up even further in the mainstream.

Video is inconclusive so we have to go with the call on the field, unfortunately. Sorry, dems da rules.

To be clear, my use of the word “moron” was the royal “you’re.”

I think your position IS reasonable. But not on the internet because if you have been watching for 7 years and haven’t noticed the internet bombing that has occurred with the last 4-5 or so seasons of GoT premiering and running, I’m afraid you’ve fallen into that old definition of insanity.

Stay off the internet, any Game of Thrones fan should know this by now if you’re that concerned.

What specifically about the headline

I’m sorry, I thought this was a place to express opinions and mildly funny jokes about pop culture, but I see I wandered into a courthouse accidentally. Good luck with your case.

The thing is - if you’re being spoiled by Game of Thrones, you’re clearly not thinking about the show very much because it’s been as predictable as me being miserable at my job.

You’re better off this way.

I didn’t say he was wrong, but he blew any chance of me taking him seriously with that dumb motherfucker of a phrase in his second sentence. God, I’m still cringing.

It’s interesting you brought that up, because I was wondering if you have a couple minutes to sit down and discuss the wondrous cleansing properties of Crystal-infused Kinja extract, which, you’re right, now contains almond dust!

Fuck Don Lemon - even in this diatribe he had to use the bullshit “total eclipse of the facts”

Kinja?

That’s not how any of this works!

Thank you for making us feel at home right off the bat.

Oh, Kinja is more than familiar with Goop, just ask Jezebel.