and nipples..

LOL, LOL. I would pay $19.99 PPV for that phone call to 311..
Dude, theres a tiger in the garage
agent- sir, are you under the influence
well, yes, why?

totally faked his death, hes chilling with elvis and 2pac in the bahamas on pablo’s island, i saw him behind gigi !!!

very good point. hypothetically speaking someone could have smuggled something dangerous into the sterile area, stashed it behind the toilet and came back for it after clearing . Has no one here watched the godfather..?

dear @jack, please see below, thanks! 

vegas has the odds on the meteor hitting before this author approves our comments btw....

I Guess Cuomo is an Android guy.... 

dear god, this would be a good time for the meteors to strike.
yours truly, concerned human

Please seek therapy...I too loathe Trump but this is next level shit bra

this has KSA written all over it, wayyyy too sloppy for Mossad. Case and point the whole “kill dissident it our own embassy” plan.. 

yep, thank goodness we have “VPN’s” and as i mentioned, use a card that has not been saved on their portal...

ummm, heres a thought “sign up for a new account” with another email and just make sure to use a credit card which has not been saved on the closed account. bit dramatic..?

ding-ding, we have a winner!!

Hassan Minhaj makes some good points here:

LOL! I dont think he will browse Gizmondo again...