Jesus Christ even teenagers looked like they were 40 years old back in the 80s.

How often does a Charger get into the HoF? The whole damn team should be able to go. One less day of practice isn’t going to ruin the season. Unreal.

2T. Adrian Beltre hitting a home run from one knee.

11. Grabbing Don Zimmer by his big fat head and gently placing him on the ground.

Why, despite all the good stuff I’ve seen on here, am I convinced this can’t be topped.

100% ok to be disappointed he’s taking a break. 0% ok to be a raging dick and demand he make videos for you nonstop. Its not the same level of a break that Nostalgia critic took (granted NC was planning on quitting permanently), but if it refreshes him half as much his show would be in a great place.

As Adrian Beltre approaches his 3000th hit, and almost assuredly being voted into baseball’s hall of fame, I just want to say that this is, without a doubt, the greatest moment of this man’s career.

Patrick has been fired for not referencing the extensive real-world history of ballistas being used to kill flame-breathing magical lizards the size of 747s.

Except for all the novels I’ve read and still loved this one.

How is babby formed?

May I just say WHAT THE LITERAL FUCK IS GOING ON HERE.

I’m 100% in on pieces detailing the subtleties of things that look easy but are actually really, really hard.

I didn’t understand a word of this article and then I watched the video and my god, that was insane.

I never thought I’d be interested in snooker, but now I actually am. Well played.

Of course he won! The butler keeps putting the ball back on the table in the same exact fuckin’ spot!

Folks, this is what happens when you demand Deadspin stick to sports.

BBC Radio 5.

Listening to all of these different calls really hammers home how much Joe Buck sucks. I mean, the Spanish calls have more passion, the British call just sounds more poetic and refined, and the Austrian call—despite me having no clue what they’re saying—has that fascist, warlike “je ne sais quoi” to it.

You root for some random ass teams.