This is so crazy and it really feels like none of it matters. I think this has really shown how vulnerable our government is and how little oversight or consequence there really are when shit hits the fan. I guess the biggest problem are the fucking GOP party over country assholes.
I can’t believe these buffoons managed to get that shitstain elected. Idiots, top to bottom.
from The Onion
You don’t have to be Sigmund Freud to see how’s Trump’s behaviors towards Russia contradict everything about him and totally points to something suspicious.
This is yet another reminder that having a child does not suddenly make you an expert on literally anything, and that the act of birth is something that literally billions upon billions of people around the world, both very smart and incredibly fucking dumb, have done throughout millenia.
the wall will be 30 feet tall
At least we know that Donald Trump hates women more than he loves powerful Germans.
Now that President Obama has moved on, it’s actually nice to see the new leader of the free world sitting in the Oval Office, and also Donald Trump.
So many CEO-type old men in this administration used to starting at 10am, going for a 2 hour lunch at 12, and being home by 4pm are suddenly discovering that the “public sector” they’ve mocked their whole lives doesn’t roll that way.
To show my struggle against totalitarianism I adopt the symbols and methods of totalitarianism.
If you have to explicitly tell people you are not a Nazi... you’re a Nazi. Because people who are not Nazis don’t ever get asked the question in the first place. Simple really.
If yer daddy was a member of a Nazi-affiliated group and yer affiliated with an antisemitic political party and ya wear that Nazi group’s medal on television and sign yer name in tribute to a Nazi group and that Nazi group sez yer a member and when yer asked whether yer a member of a Nazi group ya just say “No…
Now it’s “Huh. Another one. Sounds about right.”
Remember last year when it would have been surprising to learn that one of the president’s aides was a Nazi supporter? Good times, good times.
White House Budget Director Mick Mulvaney defended Trump’s cuts by arguing that after-school programs aimed at feeding children after school aren’t “helping kids do better at school.”
“Gorka said that while he wore medals associated with Vitézi Rend, he did so to honor his father’s “struggle against totalitarianism” and not as evidence of membership with the anti-Semitic group.”
Yup, you elitist college goer, just who do you think you are trying to create ore vaccines and save people from terminal illnesses?!?!
to quote the great deadspin (nee gawker) writer Ashley Feinberg: