one key to rule them all, and in the yugo bind them

I am very strong, yes.

i dont joke

That’s not a joke, either:

Fits Alfa Romeo, Ducati, Ferrari, Fiat, Lamborghini and Yugo.

The world needs more Torchinsky hours.

Ah yes, 10 PM. The Torchinsky hour is upon us. Let’s see what eclectic musings the Torch has illuminated tonight.

“you cannot produce an investigation of public works using mathematical skills specialized to the industry without this license”

The Board cited laws against practicing engineering without a license, and cited his references that he is an electrical engineer as evidence. The board actually launched a two-year investigation into Järlström, where they decided that Järlström’s public critiquing of traffic light timing could be considered illegal…

The terrorists will be easy to apprehend as they leave Cars & Coffee.

Ah, good old voodoo economics. That worked out so well for the wealthy, I can see why they want to bring it back ... middle and lower class folks be damned. I was fully expecting him to pull a George W. and send people “refund” checks. It is 100% clear why wealthy people voted for Trump - but why his middle and lower…

Them: He’ll run it just like a business!

some taxpayers would actually pay more under the new plan, namely those who earn between $20,000 and $50,000 a year and have children.

Well, I’m glad that Exxon is taken care of. They were struggling so.

I would say this car is perfectly safe at posted speed limits, so dodge can sue for libel.

I miss knobs. I mean, really. I can turn a knob without taking my eyes off the road. I shouldn’t have to pull over to change the temperature of the car or adjust the volume.

Surely, this will bring coal mining and factory jobs back.

you can check the CFPB consumer complaints database

Everyone (including myself) loves to give you shit for this project, but props for getting it going and actually undertaking this epic roadtrip in an epic shitbox. True Jalop spirit.

*sees first list and gets mad * “Where are the damn Subarus?”