The Vikings are giving points? You've got to be frickin' kidding me.

I didn't. Also the post was actually a joke about Something Awful.

Yea no this is totally stupid. Also, I voted no.

Pay for Deadspin? LOL, I'm sorry, but it's no Something Awful.

My 2013 worst dressed list will go up on Sidespin in a couple weeks.

Those sunglasses should be in the hall of fame. That is the only good picture of her ever.

@qatar2022: smdh lmao @brazil2014!

I thought that was a pretty good zinger.

I think Y. A. Tittle's career was revitalized when they legalized the forward pass.

Suggestion: put all the fact containing sentences in every post in at least 4 or 5 times, preferably separated by line breaks. During a quick skim on my way to making shitty joke comments I'm not going to catch something that's only up there once. Also who reads the sentences in order?

That sounds like a lot of boring baseball.

I see. Still doesn't make too much sense to me though. Can't the defensive coordinator see the wildcat quarterback who is not in any other personnel packages in the huddle anyways? It's not like it's a trick play that depends on the element of surprise to be successful, right? Seems like you'd be better off without…

Why does he have to stand out there when they run the wildcat? Wouldn't it make more sense to put someone out there who could block? This is a serious question. OK, it's not a serious question, but I am still genuinely curious.

Wait is he the one with the tiny pecker or the gross white beard?

It's just a stupid thing to say. I doubt 1% of people have any idea what "politically correct" refers to in regard to communism.

Yes, I actually thought the rest of the analysis made sense, but this line stuck in my craw too.

Guilty! Guilty! Guilty as charged!

Hey, I love the taste of halogenated fluorocarbons.

I thought it was pronounced "Farve."

My high school chemistry teacher used to throw down monster dunks on the nurses every time they played. He really should have gotten paid more. Wound up blowing out his ACL and having to teach in Greece.