You know the joke refers to Oakland, right?

I went to one joint and they didn’t even slice mine because leaving it unsliced is “classic” Neopolitan style. Horseshit. I want my slice NOW. I don’t want to mangle this shit with a steak knife.

I know right, doesn't it seem inevitable that the Pirates will lose the playoff game and it will make the curse that much shittier because it was broken only for them to lose a single game and then not make the playoffs for another 20 years?

He tried to leave it all on the field but in the end he just left a tip and bolted.

The preferred medical term is "micropenis."

Nice try, but have you ever even heard of the Third Amendment? That quarter of the lawn is fair game, bub.

I've heard they have great surfing in the East Bay. On the downside most of it is on torrents of raw sewage.

Nobody ever expects that.

Fire Frazier, fire Spielman, fire Musgrave, draft Manziel, hire Mike Leach and throw Ponder out of a helicopter on a noose like in Scarface.

People have seen more than one Jaguars game this season?

They should do this all season, now that would be moving.

That's the joke.

Blyleven.

+1, like shooting ducks in a barrel.

Misspelled the last name.

A smirking Sonnen then turned to Gary Payton, who was braying like a jackass, and said, "Too soon? Was it too soon?"

I like Daniel Tosh.

"I'd say the pressure finally got to him... but what pressure?"

Anyone who has ever been to the Double Deuce knows that the strip clubs in Minneapolis are not that difficult to avoid patronizing. Only strip club I've ever been to where the strippers had to put quarters into a jukebox to have music...

Ginger ale is #1, no questions asked. Unless it's ginger beer, that's even better.