See I read that as kinder, as in the German word that rhymes with Tinder and means “kid” and it took on a really gross tone.`

Thoughts based on experience:

It’s the balls. In a good way.

This show is my everything! Seriously. I have been recruiting everyone I know to watch it and so far everyone who gives it half a chance ends up loving it. Also, I love Santino Fontana. The way he makes even little throwaway lines hilarious with his delivery is amazing.

“But there is no one that’s calling for Woody’s movies to be pulled off the air ...”

I’m sure that now that “What Happened, Miss Simone?” is out there and has garnered a lot of attention, Lisa feels like she’s said her piece. It’s nice that she’s sticking up for Zoe after everything she’s been through with this clusterfuck of a movie.

32. Old Country Buffet (2.5)

Seriously. Jemima may think she’s too cool for it, but she’s missing out. The rest is fun but missionary is my sure thing.

I know this is a bit like complaining about a stain on the sofa when the whole house is on fire, but the first thing that caught my notice was Bob Saget’s posture. He’s all hunched over and it’s really distracting.

I had been introduced to Sarah Paulson and Amanda Peet on a short-lived WB TV show called Jack & Jill that aired back in ‘99 with Felicity. They were so good on the show even though it tanked. So when they both showed up on Studio 60, I was thrilled!

I mean, you’re not wrong. It just confused me. Alcohol had nothing to do with it. Honest.

The John Goodman two-parter was so funny and so sad when John Goodman gets to why the guy was speeding in the first place. Always gets me.

Fair enough. Though like I said above, I think Matthew Perry’s performance is amazing. And no, this is not Matthew Perry.

Wait, what? Why are we talking about Dr. Drew? The article references notorious wackadoo Dr. Oz, but I see no mention of Dr. Drew.

They were all magical! Okay, I admit, the ending of the season jammed way too much plot into a couple of episodes, but only because they knew that the show wasn’t being renewed and wanted to tie things up a bit. I appreciate that.

You be loud and proud. This is 2016 and we don’t have to hide in the shadows anymore. Also, regardless of your age or sex, as we are the only two people who share this level of Sorkin love on the entire planet, I have to insist that we marry immediately.

Oh no you di’int! Malice is my favorite movie of all time and if you so much as look like you’re about to insult Sorkin again, I will take your lungs out with a fucking ice cream scoop.

Yeah, I realized the irony right away. But wrong or right, I love both shows equally.

I love Aaron Sorkin and Studio 60 and I don’t care who knows it!