“See, this is why I stay a virgin.” — Mark Davis

Here’s some low-hanging fruit . . .

“Nobody believed in us.”

This team really is committed to illegally getting stuff released from their balls.

I’m reading this while holding a Williams Sonoma catalog, just so it can feel some of the hate it was spared last Christmas. 

Sure, here you go.

BAH GAWD, THAT’S BURNEKO’S MUSIC!

He reportedly told his mother that if she had a problem, she could meet him in Temecula 

Hardison from Leverage deserves so much better than this.

Just wait until Republicans find out that people are also bullied by the color of their skin. Many of whom belong to the very groups Trump is always publicly trashing and saying they don’t deserve to be in the country. 

The last thing LaVar Ball needs is to be around more Suns that don’t play basketball well.

[LaVar Ball emerges from the woods]

What’s worse than not reading a story and writing a comment? Not reading a story and writing a whole other story on what you THINK is in the first one.

So I think what’s being lost in this, and I’m not playing devil’s advocate here, is that this admission isn’t so much about race as it is the otherizing of assault perpetrators in an attempt to reinforce his own understanding of his identity. Liam wants to be a good person, and in order to maintain that goodness he…

Chuck E Cheese? No sir. That is the look of a divorced dad who just realized he has to pick is kid up at the same high school as his date.

He died as he lived— causing unnecessary flight delays.

Bullshit. Are you fucking soft in head? The celtics fucked IT and he didn’t get paid, and he carried the fuck out of them. AD gave the pels 6 amazing years while they did fuck all to help him. He also gave them a heads up so they can trade him instead of walking with nothing.

“NO SIR, I DID NOT SEE YOU PLAYING WITH YOUR DOLLS AGAIN SIR” 

The golf course setting made him briefly forget that “way below par” is not a good thing in a football setting.

The League has agreed to drop the fine to $40,000 if Davis records an anti-tampering PSA.